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Mar 19

WEIRD NEWS WEDNESDAY: Secrects to a Healthy Heart

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WEIRD NEWS WEDNEDSAY—
SECRETS TO A HEALTHY HEART

A LSU study also suggests that eating solid fruit coupled with dark chocolate is good for your heart. This is Momzinga’s Weird News Wednesday Feature:

WHO KNEW?!!

You can get a healthy heart by eating dark chocolate, fruit and having sex?

Previous studies show that exercise is good for your heart, whereas, sex is exercise(if done correctly), so we can assume that combining all three of these activities are good for your health. (It’s kind of like an orgy for better health.)

You may want to eat some chocolate, some grapes and then have sex, because you’ll get all kinds of positive endorphins racing through your body! And then your heart should be healthier–if you don’t overdo it!

WARNING: Use condoms to prevent unwanted pregnancies and the spread of STD’s. And as a mom I am warning you also to NOT take any drugs to really rev up your sexual performance, while eating dark chocolate, and solid fruits. Copyright (c) 2014!MOMZINGA.COM

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